For those of you who don't know, a man called David Blaine locked
himself in a trasparent box in London, in a stunt he intriguingly
called Above the Below. He stayed there for 44 days,
with no food, and only a pipe feeding him water and liquidated
David Blaine was utterly humourless about his attempt. His addresses
to the audience were deadpan and without irony. At one stage during
his ordeal, he even paid homage to his mother, who had died of
cancer, and said that he now saw beauty in her suffering.
I, like millions of other Britons, thought "fucking hell,
I want to throw something meaty at that slack-faced cunt".
So I was quite excited when I got a text message from my friend
Neil suggesting that we
should go and throw sausages at him. The whimsical British sausage
was just what we needed in the face of this pompous Johnny
This is ... kinda ... what I had in mind.