|I was born in a stable, which
you probably know. But did you know that several startling things happened
at the same time as my birth?
Because I am the son of God, I popped out really easily, and landed on my feet. Mary didn't even realise I was out until I tapped her on the shoulder and said my first words. These were
"You seem like a nice young lady."
Over the next thirty years, this was to become something of a catchphrase.