I was born in a stable, which you probably know. But did you know that several startling things happened at the same time as my birth?
  • A domestic cat lay on some tiny worms, who were glad.
  • Every country put its currency on the floor, and danced around it.
  • Oppressive notions of fashion and style ended forever

Because I am the son of God, I popped out really easily, and landed on my feet. Mary didn't even realise I was out until I tapped her on the shoulder and said my first words. These were

"You seem like a nice young lady."

Over the next thirty years, this was to become something of a catchphrase.