would drive John to shout Fuck, and it's many variants - ferk,
fack, and a kind of strangled ffff sound that chokes away to nothing?
Our resident doctor suggests a externalised suppression of desire
- few care.
on the Fuck Button for 100% FUCK MEDLEY!
why shout fuck when you can shout
bad word. Feminists don't like it because it means "dislikable
person" and "vagina". So Germaine Greer asked
King George in 1823 for it to be made the rudest word in the
world. And it's been hilarious ever since.
that, you say? ULTRA CUNT SUMTOTAL?
to show that I am not misogynist
means "idiot" and "penis", and is therefore
anti-men. Unfortunately, it's not quite as rude as cunt, so John
only says it once. Here is a chart, which contains some surprising
how my predicted increment in swearing
frequency is disrespectfully ignored by the actual
increment. That the disease ignores all
logic in this fashion is the most persuasive argument that John
is, in fact, mad.
perfectly good and effective swearwords such as "shit"
in favour of "haddock" can only be undiluted lunacy!
uninvolved in the petty gender wars that have raged on since
rape began, are the big nosed folk. They just want to be left
alone with their smells.
don't expect mercy from John - he hates the big nosed
bastards, with their fucking big noses, the cunts.
of course, it's not all swearing