Have you ever shat yourself? Done a poo in your knick-knicks? Out of sheer coincidence, I had two conversations on the ol' MSN Messenger with friends who have done just that. Bizarrely, they then gave me their permission to put these stories up here. So read them, and enjoy. They will make you feel better about yourself.
If you have a story of soiling your Reg Grundies, email your Instant Messaging details (any will do) to log@ disappointment.com, or just add email@example.com to your Messenger.
Don't email me the story unless it's for my nephew Daniel's Little Smear Round-Up.